episode picks up where we left off. We get a recap of the last few minutes
from last week's episode, up until the show opening.
Sailor Moon's shining light snaps everyone out of their possessed state, and
they hang in air for a moment to see the Holy Grail sparkling.
The talismans light up, shocking the hell out of Uranus, Neptune and Pluto.
All of the girls start giving their power to Sailor Moon.
The cats are confused as to what they're seeing, but Sailor Moon is working
off of instinct. She drinks from the Holy Grail and announces her new
transformation call: MOON CRISIS MAKE UP!!
In case you can't tell, her heels become much more pointy, and there's a white
skirt appearing for a moment:
VERY Sailor Cosmos like indeed! ^.^
The badassery of Sailor Moon's new transformation caused the brooches of the
Inner and Outer Guardians to morph from ovals and circles to hearts. They're
not "Super" Sailor Guardians yet, but this is the halfway point.
Think of it like this:
Okay, at least they have more power than… that.
AAAA!! Okay okay, I'm sorry Chibiusa-chan, just PLEASE don't scare me like
HEY!! Wasn't your hair SILVER last season??
Well Chibiusa's colorful flashback shows that her parents told her about
Super Sailor Moon before she left the house.
Okay, to recap, Sailor Moon is now drinking from the Holy Grail, her power is
a cross and there's a lesbian and a transgender on her team. Is this like
every Republican Christian's worst liked season by now? Oh those 1990's
coalitions that tried to ban Sailormoon S would be having a group coronary
about now. No way this would have made it to the Toonami of 1997-2001. DiC
would have exploded by now while Cloverway would have been digitally painting
over this segment.
The villains are all having a group shit fit right now.
Even Hotaru is losing her shit! She's still dry heaving on the floor with the
massive migraine from last week's episode.
Her shit fit is SO huge, she starts begging the other personalities to stay
their asses inside. However this whole segment is animated VERY
inappropriately. I won't be shocked when the PedoBears
start making gifs out of this scene.
Hotaru hears Master Pharaoh 90 in a VERY phallic scene compare Sailor Moon's
new light to his crystal, and she starts having a near heart attack.
Oh dear God, there's so many hentai sites about to spring up over this scene.
SHE'S 12, PEOPLE, CUT IT OUT!!
Well rather than die of a heart attack, Hotaru's face snaps and gets creepy.
Mistress 9 is starting to take over.
Super Sailor Moon looks absolutely gorgeous, when she does her Rainbow Moon
Heartache attack for the first time.
I feel a little bad for Ptilol. She really didn't actually do ANYTHING except
be spring from her sister. I mean, we know she was thinking about doing
something evil, but she never actually did anything BAD at all. All she did
was exist, and then *POOF* Super Sailor Moon kills her. This is actually the
first time in Sailor Moon Crystal that Sailor Moon actually kills an innocent
person, just because they exist. Wow. I'm floored nobody else caught that.
Mistress 9 uses Hotaru's Taioron amulet to peek inside Kaolinite's thoughts.
Kaolinite has her titties in a twist, because she wanted to use the Witches 5
(well, technically six) to become the #1 Magnus for Master Pharaoh 90 and
rule at his side like his wife. Mistress 9 is like "Hell NAW you ain't
gonna take MY man!!" and if you think about it, this is like the only
time she and Hotaru "could" have worked together. I mean, Kaolinite
wanted to take Hotaru's daddy too. So now you gonna come up in MY house, take
MY dad, take MY man, and act like I'm yo' servant? Oh HELL no, bitch you
But of course, Hotaru is a good little goth tween girl, and tries to take
back her body.
Everyone whose last name is not Tsukino is still flipping out over what just
happened. But Super Sailor Moon explains she wished this moment into
existence. She wanted everyone to play nice and work together for an instant,
and for that moment, she got her wish and powered up.
The Outer Guardians get the idea that their Talismans are telling them to
tell Usagi the truth about everything. So they all fly into Haruka's apartment.
And literally, NOBODY in Juban sees this like AT ALL. Not the shining cross
from a minute ago, not the underage teenage girls FLYING in the sky with two
college kids, not the little kid with pink hair, NOPE none of it. IN A CITY
AT NIGHT literally nobody is paying attention.
Oh, and the girls learn about collateral damage. Yeah, princess. When someone
uses super powers through glass, it makes a mess.
Now this is real life calling Haruka. Haruka starts to realize her credit is
And JEBUS her rent is a million yen a month?? That's over $9000 in US!! Ooooh bitch, you done lost the deposit.
Oh. What's that? You're 16 years old and have patrons paying your way? Oh how
awesome. Go fuck off.
Even Neptune is out of sympathy.
Sailor Neptune tells Super Sailor Moon that there was only ONE other time
where the talismans reacted. It was the day the Silver Millennium fell and
everybody died. They were forbidden to leave their posts, because heaven
forbid they actually do something USEFUL back then, so they stayed put and
just watched everybody die from afar.
Super Sailor Moon can't take hearing about it, in a brief grab-back to her
former self as Princess Serenity, so she leans into Tuxedo Mask's chest, as
he holds her like as if to say "See this? Yeah Haruka-chan, She MINE,
back off!" Meanwhile, Mars's face is priceless.
Sailor Neptune admits they joined together and wait. I'm calling bullshit. So
two seconds ago, you JUST SAID you three were FORBIDDEN to leave your post
when the White Moon Kingdom was being killed silly by Queen Beryl, but you
DID LEAVE AFTER the fact to summon Sailor Saturn?? FOR REALS?? You bitches
couldn't have left to save the Earth and Moon Kingdoms but you COULD summon
the death-crazed kid from DeviantArt to come clean up the bodies AFTER the
fact? Okay, that's it. Officially FUCK YOU. Seriously! You three are the most
USELESS Sailor Guardians in the literal history of the series. Like if I had
to choose between hiding behind YOU and Sailor Chibi Moon, I'll have made my
peace behind lil' Pinky, because at least SHE can make a Pink Sugar EFFORT.
HELL NO!! You guys don't deserve that pretty new eyecatch, fuck off and get
OUT of the frame!! And take them silly ass ballet slippers with you!!
There, that's MUCH better. Let's give it to the little girl with Daddy
issues. At least SHE made an effort today.
So you've probably figured it out that Hotaru is Sailor Saturn. If you
haven't, you need to go back and watch the opening.
Okay wait. So now you're saying that you didn't know it was really, really,
really the END for you guys until AFTER Little Miss Goth appeared? So what,
the epic BODY COUNT between a planet and it's moon meant NOTHING to you??
Sure thing Sailor DENSE, just keep pruning in that mirror. Everything is
So Sailor Saturn dropped the Glaive, and everybody DIED…. Um… after Queen
Metallia and Queen Beryl kind of laid waste to everything and Queen Serenity
sealed them and such. Oh no. It wasn't the Dark Kingdom as we were told two seasons
ago, it was Sailor Saturn. Yep. We've gotta go kill us a 12 year old little
girl over some shit that happened like thousands of years ago.
Usagi's face says it all right here. Guess who has a date with Sailor
Psychiatrist next week?
Oh, stop giving the PedoBears at home so much
fodder, Sailor Uranus.
Super Sailor Moon tells the Outers that no they may NOT kill a 12 year old
little girl. Uranus responds by telling them that even if they leave her
alone, her body is frail and she will die soon anyway. She also admits to
clearly having been stalking Chibiusa and Hotaru as she asks Chibi Moon to
confirm that she saw something is wrong with Hotaru's body. Is nobody
catching the fact that Haruka is a stalker?? First Usagi and now the little
ones, HOW is she one of the good guys again??
Sailor Uranus catches everyone up to the fact that Hotaru is technically a
cyborg, completely reconstructed from the ground up.
The one way to reset her body to a human state is to let her become Sailor
Saturn. Of course, they don't want to do that, because she "MIGHT"
drop the Glaive and kill everyone all over again. Just like how I MIGHT go
shopping today, or I MIGHT not. Yeah, Uranus wants to kill a little girl
based off of a "maybe" which of course, Super Sailor Moon protests.
She points out that they have living proof in front of them that the world
isn't ending anytime soon (pointing to Chibiusa here) and that she has the
power to fix this. (Pointing to the Silver Crystal and the Holy Grail here.)
Of course the Outers don't believe it, even though SAILOR PLUTO ONLY EXISTS
BECAUSE OF FUTURE USAGI!! So they leave, intent on killing Hotaru.
Sailor Chibi Moon does some parkour shit in a race to beat the Outer
Guardians to Hotaru's house.
Holy shit, kid! You jumping across buildings and shit!! Little Goth bitch
better appreciate this!
They get there roughly around the same time, though the Outers need a minute
to hang out in the trees and discuss their poor choice in lipstick and how
they plan to murder a middle school kid in cold blood. You know, for the
Chibiusa's parents arrive, and Super Sailor Moon is so pissed, she doesn't
even call her "Sailor Chibi Moon" anymore. It's just plain
"CHIBIUSA!!" but they catch up just as Hotaru has clearly SNAPPED
and there is energy flying all over the damn place. Even Hotaru's father and
side-bitch are freaking out!
Ever wanted to see a tween Mistress 9? Well here you go. You're welcome.
In a flash, Mistress 9 takes over Hotaru's body and grows up quick.
Mistress 9 uses her hair to grab Sailor Chibi Moon. DAMN bitch, wash that
Tuxedo Mask tries to save his daughter, but gets electrocuted for his
trouble, as does Chibi Moon.
The hair grabs Chibi Moon's brooch, de-transforming her and exposing her in
Diana freaks out, feeling Chibiusa from afar.
The only sounds are Super Sailor Moon screaming and the sickening *THUD* of
Chibiusa's body falling from four stories in the air.
Mistress 9 lets loose a blast of energy, just as Tuxedo Mask is claiming the
The Silver Crystal reacts, launching the family in mid air.
The Inner Guardians arrive just in time to see Mistress 9 holding Chibiusa's
brooch and soul. Yeah, the pink thing is her soul.
The Outers figure out that this is NOT Sailor Saturn. It's a group effort,
Super Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask try to revive Chibiusa, not getting the
fact that the pink blob Mistress 9 is holding is their kid's soul, but on
closer inspection, Super Sailor Moon discovers that Chibiusa isn't breathing.
REALLY TOEI?? Now is NOT the time to show us this happy, LIVING Chibiusa
ending. You sick bastards!!
Yeah. Her skin turning. She dead. We get another two-part episode next week.
for those of you who followed either the manga or Sailormoon S, you knew this
day was coming. But WOW what an epic death Chibiusa had! Mistress 9 snatched
her body up with her hair, hoisted her up four stories above ground,
electrocuted her, then snatched her heart and soul right our of her body! And
yes, if you're reading the manga, technically, the Silver Crystal is
technically her heart. If you ever saw the Sailormoon R movie, you already
know how this works. The crystal forms a bond with you, and if someone takes
it, you die. Neo Queen Serenity is spared, because when she became queen, she
gave up her power as Sailor Moon, and while she "can" still use the
crystal, the bond was pretty much snapped. Now Chibiusa had it, Mistress 9
snatched it, and now she dead.
Well Chibiusa didn't stand a chance this season at
all. It's really a shame that last season closed with her having the exact
same power as her mother, and yet more than halfway into this season, she's
been hardly used in combat at all, only to die. But hey, at least she's had a
dignified death. So far, nobody else has been electrocuted, dropped four
stories in the air and had their heart AND soul ripped out in one swoop before.
As you can see, her death
photos have changed from series to series as well. In Sailormoon S, her skin
went zombie green the instant she died, while here, her body gets filthy,
scuffed up and turns a slightly gray tone.
In the manga, she's filthy
and bloodied. Super Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask also note that her body instantly
goes stiff and cold, while in both anime, they note only that she's not
breathing. (Scans from Miss Dream
The manga shows a much more
bloody sequence, where Mistress 9 not only snatches the brooch, but leaves
Chibiusa in a whipped and blood splattered stale, with thousands of little
cuts all over her body. YIKES! But in all three versions, she gets a violent
and spectacular murder, drenched in drama.
And a happier note, this
white skirt reminds me of somebody…
Just a little. Don't have a
cow, man. ^_~